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To use the current UK finance maxim 'Buy now, pay later' I will be using 'Buy now, pay now, use later!'Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHow are people going to pay for the wheelbarrows? With lorries filled with worthless cash? How do you get any profits out of the country and into a hard currency?
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I rather think we have identified one of AtW's sockpuppets...I knew he couldn't stay away.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostJust bought into the wheelbarrow market in the UK and will be selling them at cut price shortly in time for when the BoE starts printing those GBP1,000,000 notes and you'll be needing them to carry your cash down to the bakers to buy a loaf of bread
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How are people going to pay for the wheelbarrows? With lorries filled with worthless cash? How do you get any profits out of the country and into a hard currency?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostJust bought into the wheelbarrow market in the UK and will be selling them at cut price shortly in time for when the BoE starts printing those GBP1,000,000 notes and you'll be needing them to carry your cash down to the bakers to buy a loaf of bread
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Plan B
Just bought into the wheelbarrow market in the UK and will be selling them at cut price shortly in time for when the BoE starts printing those GBP1,000,000 notes and you'll be needing them to carry your cash down to the bakers to buy a loaf of bread
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