Life Expectancy

[rootsnall]

If I live aslong as my Grandad I'll make it to 2061. I think I'm happy about that

[xoggoth]

Judging from my father and grandfather I only have three years left although I am hoping the 40+ a day fags had something to do with the first and the knife in the gut something to do with the second.

[Bagpuss]

Life expectancy rises as you get older. So, if you want to live long, get old.

As an aside, Egyptian Pharaohs only had a life expectancy in the mid 40s (and their plebs 10 years less than that). Doubt it was poor diet that killed them.

Rameses II died aged 96 and had over 100 children

[jmo21]

Wow - The Queen has. I'd never realised she was this hands on. Gawd bless 'er

LOL! i was reading though all the posts hoping no-one had made a joke about that line

Queen: Hello, IT.....I have a new requirement.

Jen: we're a bit stretched til Q3 i'm afraid Ma'am.

Queen: don't make me get the gallows!

Jen: we can have it ready by Tuesday!

[Paddy]

Don’t burden yourself with worldly goods and lead a simple life. PM me and I will take them off your hands.

[Churchill]

LOL! i was reading though all the posts hoping no-one had made a joke about that line

Queen: Hello, IT.....I have a new requirement.

Jen: we're a bit stretched til Q3 i'm afraid Ma'am.

Queen: don't make me get the gallows!

Jen: we can have it ready by Tuesday!

Mam as in spam, not Ma'am as in calm.

[expat]

Equity is just an expensive sounding weasel word for ‘imaginary money’ and it’s what’s got us all into this bleeding mess.

No need for it; a house is for living in, not for making money.

OK, sorry I was unclear. I mean that what I owe on the current house is almost as much as I bought it for; i.e. the house-buying has just started, rather than being done or almost done (as would be the case for the house I was buying before I got divorced).