Baby Names

[Tarquin Farquhar]

For the Monty Python fans: Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

What do you mean?

[moorfield]

I also quite fancied something like this, just to be a little different, but missus M wasn't having any of it.

Pstephen
Pstanley
Psusan
etc.

Note that the "P" is silent (a la PG Wodehouse)

[Doggy Styles]

Have you considered Lomax or Rip?

[TheFaQQer]

Ooh don't tempt me. It's certainly a jolly holiday with you, FAQ.

Sadly, every day is a holiday at the moment!

I remember reading about someone in Kent called "Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake" but I prefer Captain Fantastic etc. etc. as a name.

I also like the rather surreal "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" (pronounced Albin) was a name given to a child by the parents of a Swedish family in May 1996.

[cailin maith]

I can hear that too - what is it FaQ?

It's the source of my vertigo - that huge ticking noise coming from the Manchester direction, causing tinnitus.

In the summer, I'll just use CM's biological clock as a fan to cool down the north-west

Stop it you too - I can't help being broody

[TheFaQQer]

Nah, he'll get further in life if he's called System Error.

System (BSOD) Error

[Ken Dodd]

Tulipe name

Eoghan as in Quigg, pronounced Ee-ogg-ann (if you are Harry Hill)

If it is Owen, why not spell it as Owen?

Idiots.

[ace00]

How about a nice old fashioned name like Fanny? It's memorable and would go especially well with a surname like Galore. I've not thought about girls names yet.

I hear "Gaylord" is quite the fashion.

[BrilloPad]

Stop it you too - I can't help being broody

Get a kitten......

[Ken Dodd]

More

My sister named her boy 'AJ'.

She has a nephew through marriage, called 'Jo Jo'

I have a friend with a son called 'Jai-Jai' (as in Jay-Jay)

I think the unwashed types have a competition to give their kids the stupidest names as a badge of honour?

WTF?