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That's better than 'peanutface' which is what I currently call bumpPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I called the wife's bump 'smudge' as that was all I could ever see on a scan.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat's better than 'peanutface' which is what I currently call bumpComment
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I can hear that too - what is it FaQ?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostTick tock, tick tockWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Better than "Kin-El" I suppose...Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNicholas Cage named his son "Kal-El" after Superman.
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For the Monty Python fans: Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
Or, as homage to your CUK name, how about "Bert" for a boy?Comment
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It's the source of my vertigo - that huge ticking noise coming from the Manchester direction, causing tinnitus.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI can hear that too - what is it FaQ?
In the summer, I'll just use CM's biological clock as a fan to cool down the north-west
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIf they allow brackets and quotes, name him David 'Drop table RegistreeNames from Register'

<apologies to BP cartoon link>
Nah, he'll get further in life if he's called System Error.Comment
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Ooh don't tempt me. It's certainly a jolly holiday with you, FAQ.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostFor the Monty Python fans: Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
Or, as homage to your CUK name, how about "Bert" for a boy?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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