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Really bad squirrel dream last night
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Cheers Brillo! My neighbour's cats are so well fed they wont chase anything.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy cats will sort it out for you.
Happy new year by the way! Hope all is well at clientco.'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
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Their days are over. Plenty of squirrels around the world who can do the job for a fraction of their nuts.Originally posted by SantaClaus View PostLast night I had my worst squirrel dream...ever!
The little blighters had decided to build a house in my garden
They had used planks of wood and done quite a professional job.
My advice is to send them to a business school for an MBA so that they can manage the outsourcing process and leverage strategy skills over a synergic approach.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by Francko View PostTheir days are over. Plenty of squirrels around the world who can do the job for a fraction of their nuts.
My advice is to send them to a business school for an MBA so that they can manage the outsourcing process and leverage strategy skills over a sinergic approach.
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WE have found that for best results you need 3. Which means we have to borrow a cat. But it does work......Originally posted by SantaClaus View PostCheers Brillo! My neighbour's cats are so well fed they wont chase anything.
Happy new year by the way! Hope all is well at clientco.Comment
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until the cat brings the squirrel in to you.....Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWE have found that for best results you need 3. Which means we have to borrow a cat. But it does work......
you can always make squirrel stewComment
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Mrs BP is a great chef and has a superb squirrel recipe. Squirrel breasts in satay sauce. But you need 2.Originally posted by norrahe View Postuntil the cat brings the squirrel in to you.....
you can always make squirrel stew
The cats did bring in a rat once : thankfully it was entire. Also frogs, birds, pigeons and mice are regular favourites.Comment
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