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Previously on "Really bad squirrel dream last night"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    until the cat brings the squirrel in to you.....

    you can always make squirrel stew
    Mrs BP is a great chef and has a superb squirrel recipe. Squirrel breasts in satay sauce. But you need 2.

    The cats did bring in a rat once : thankfully it was entire. Also frogs, birds, pigeons and mice are regular favourites.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    WE have found that for best results you need 3. Which means we have to borrow a cat. But it does work......
    until the cat brings the squirrel in to you.....

    you can always make squirrel stew

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
    Cheers Brillo! My neighbour's cats are so well fed they wont chase anything.

    Happy new year by the way! Hope all is well at clientco.
    WE have found that for best results you need 3. Which means we have to borrow a cat. But it does work......

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    Their days are over. Plenty of squirrels around the world who can do the job for a fraction of their nuts.

    My advice is to send them to a business school for an MBA so that they can manage the outsourcing process and leverage strategy skills over a sinergic approach.


    synergetic

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
    Last night I had my worst squirrel dream...ever!

    The little blighters had decided to build a house in my garden
    They had used planks of wood and done quite a professional job.
    Their days are over. Plenty of squirrels around the world who can do the job for a fraction of their nuts.

    My advice is to send them to a business school for an MBA so that they can manage the outsourcing process and leverage strategy skills over a synergic approach.
    Last edited by Francko; 2 January 2009, 23:05. Reason: Synergic or synergetic are both accepted

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  • SantaClaus
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    My cats will sort it out for you.
    Cheers Brillo! My neighbour's cats are so well fed they wont chase anything.

    Happy new year by the way! Hope all is well at clientco.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
    Definitely grey.

    Talking of which, one of the squirrels in our garden is mental or on crack cocaine.

    If anything startles him, he bounces off the garden wall, then the tree and anything else in sight.

    He then continues to eat his bread/nuts/rose heads as though nothing had happened.
    My cats will sort it out for you.

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  • zara_backdog
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    [QUOTE=SantaClaus;728097]Definitely grey.

    Talking of which, one of the squirrels in our garden is mental or on crack cocaine.QUOTE]

    Prehaps he has been on this ? Linky

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  • minestrone
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    I had a squirrel dream last night.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
    Definitely euros. I dont accept the worthless pound anymore
    It will have to wait until UK joins eurozone then - make sure you feed the hostage well or the Brotherhood of Squirrels will kill you in your dreams

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  • SantaClaus
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    Pounds or euros?
    Definitely euros. I dont accept the worthless pound anymore

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
    Hand over ze money or ze squirrel dies!


    Pounds or euros?

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  • SantaClaus
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    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    Where they Red or Grey ?
    Definitely grey.

    Talking of which, one of the squirrels in our garden is mental or on crack cocaine.

    If anything startles him, he bounces off the garden wall, then the tree and anything else in sight.

    He then continues to eat his bread/nuts/rose heads as though nothing had happened.

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  • SantaClaus
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Die Santa.

    That's The Santa in German...
    Hand over ze money or ze squirrel dies!

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  • zara_backdog
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    Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
    Last night I had my worst squirrel dream...ever!
    Where they Red or Grey ?

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