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Really bad squirrel dream last night

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    #11
    Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
    Definitely grey.

    Talking of which, one of the squirrels in our garden is mental or on crack cocaine.

    If anything startles him, he bounces off the garden wall, then the tree and anything else in sight.

    He then continues to eat his bread/nuts/rose heads as though nothing had happened.
    My cats will sort it out for you.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      My cats will sort it out for you.
      Cheers Brillo! My neighbour's cats are so well fed they wont chase anything.

      Happy new year by the way! Hope all is well at clientco.
      'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
      Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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        #13
        Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
        Last night I had my worst squirrel dream...ever!

        The little blighters had decided to build a house in my garden
        They had used planks of wood and done quite a professional job.
        Their days are over. Plenty of squirrels around the world who can do the job for a fraction of their nuts.

        My advice is to send them to a business school for an MBA so that they can manage the outsourcing process and leverage strategy skills over a synergic approach.
        Last edited by Francko; 2 January 2009, 23:05. Reason: Synergic or synergetic are both accepted
        I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Francko View Post
          Their days are over. Plenty of squirrels around the world who can do the job for a fraction of their nuts.

          My advice is to send them to a business school for an MBA so that they can manage the outsourcing process and leverage strategy skills over a sinergic approach.


          synergetic

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            #15
            Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
            Cheers Brillo! My neighbour's cats are so well fed they wont chase anything.

            Happy new year by the way! Hope all is well at clientco.
            WE have found that for best results you need 3. Which means we have to borrow a cat. But it does work......

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              WE have found that for best results you need 3. Which means we have to borrow a cat. But it does work......
              until the cat brings the squirrel in to you.....

              you can always make squirrel stew
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #17
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                until the cat brings the squirrel in to you.....

                you can always make squirrel stew
                Mrs BP is a great chef and has a superb squirrel recipe. Squirrel breasts in satay sauce. But you need 2.

                The cats did bring in a rat once : thankfully it was entire. Also frogs, birds, pigeons and mice are regular favourites.

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