Really bad squirrel dream last night

[BrilloPad]

Definitely grey.

Talking of which, one of the squirrels in our garden is mental or on crack cocaine.

If anything startles him, he bounces off the garden wall, then the tree and anything else in sight.

He then continues to eat his bread/nuts/rose heads as though nothing had happened.

My cats will sort it out for you.

[SantaClaus]

My cats will sort it out for you.

Cheers Brillo! My neighbour's cats are so well fed they wont chase anything.

Happy new year by the way! Hope all is well at clientco.

[Francko]

Last night I had my worst squirrel dream...ever!

The little blighters had decided to build a house in my garden
They had used planks of wood and done quite a professional job.

Their days are over. Plenty of squirrels around the world who can do the job for a fraction of their nuts.

My advice is to send them to a business school for an MBA so that they can manage the outsourcing process and leverage strategy skills over a synergic approach.

[AtW]

Their days are over. Plenty of squirrels around the world who can do the job for a fraction of their nuts.

My advice is to send them to a business school for an MBA so that they can manage the outsourcing process and leverage strategy skills over a sinergic approach.

synergetic

[BrilloPad]

Cheers Brillo! My neighbour's cats are so well fed they wont chase anything.

Happy new year by the way! Hope all is well at clientco.

WE have found that for best results you need 3. Which means we have to borrow a cat. But it does work......

[norrahe]

WE have found that for best results you need 3. Which means we have to borrow a cat. But it does work......

until the cat brings the squirrel in to you.....

you can always make squirrel stew

[BrilloPad]

until the cat brings the squirrel in to you.....

you can always make squirrel stew

Mrs BP is a great chef and has a superb squirrel recipe. Squirrel breasts in satay sauce. But you need 2.

The cats did bring in a rat once : thankfully it was entire. Also frogs, birds, pigeons and mice are regular favourites.