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    #11
    Originally posted by scooby View Post
    she caught her nipple on the door handle

    Get her a T shirt for christmas with the slogan:

    "I AM A PRAT"

    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
    Feist - I Feel It All
    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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      #12
      Originally posted by PAH View Post
      Get her a T shirt for christmas with the slogan:

      "I AM A PRAT"

      Good to see new age man is alive and well....

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        #13
        she should be wearing something more comfortable in bed than the peep hole bra given her condition

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          #14
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          she should be wearing something more comfortable in bed than the peep hole bra given her condition
          Could be how she got into that condition

          PS: hope she is OK
          Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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            #15
            Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
            Could be how she got into that condition

            PS: hope she is OK
            she is fine! sore, and slightly bruised. doesnt help with her being tender due to further growth!!
            I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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              #16
              Originally posted by scooby View Post
              toddler slept crap and while lightly pregnant wife was moving between rooms sorting her, she caught her nipple on the door handle (shes small and has massive paps!). this then caused lots of screaming and a fair bit blood!

              Turns out she caught it on the way past at a speed to get back in bed. she caught the directly and ripped a chunk out of it! blood everywhere! not the nicest thing to wake up to!

              i just mopped her and calmed her down! then as in all shock moments, got her to make a brew of hot sweet tea to make me feel better!

              to top it off, she even came back with the paper! that was at 7, i've only just got up!

              Apparently i'm uncaring and insensitive. you just cant win!
              I hope she wont be breastfeeding

              My sympathies though! My wife is expecting too, due any day now!
              'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
              Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                This is why it's much safer to have big baggy baps where your nipple points downwards!


                It's the future!
                if it is not the case in the present then it will be in the future - for all women.
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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