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Previously on "what a morning!"
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if it is not the case in the present then it will be in the future - for all women.
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I hope she wont be breastfeedingOriginally posted by scooby View Posttoddler slept crap and while lightly pregnant wife was moving between rooms sorting her, she caught her nipple on the door handle (shes small and has massive paps!). this then caused lots of screaming and a fair bit blood!
Turns out she caught it on the way past at a speed to get back in bed. she caught the directly and ripped a chunk out of it! blood everywhere! not the nicest thing to wake up to!
i just mopped her and calmed her down! then as in all shock moments, got her to make a brew of hot sweet tea to make me feel better!
to top it off, she even came back with the paper! that was at 7, i've only just got up!
Apparently i'm uncaring and insensitive. you just cant win!

My sympathies though! My wife is expecting too, due any day now!
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Could be how she got into that conditionOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postshe should be wearing something more comfortable in bed than the peep hole bra given her condition
PS: hope she is OK
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she should be wearing something more comfortable in bed than the peep hole bra given her condition
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she must be an oompha loompha? Door handle?Originally posted by scooby View Posttoddler slept crap and while lightly pregnant wife was moving between rooms sorting her, she caught her nipple on the door handle (shes small and has massive paps!). this then caused lots of screaming and a fair bit blood!
Turns out she caught it on the way past at a speed to get back in bed. she caught the directly and ripped a chunk out of it! blood everywhere! not the nicest thing to wake up to!
i just mopped her and calmed her down! then as in all shock moments, got her to make a brew of hot sweet tea to make me feel better!
to top it off, she even came back with the paper! that was at 7, i've only just got up!
Apparently i'm uncaring and insensitive. you just cant win!
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