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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    This is why it's much safer to have big baggy baps where your nipple points downwards!


    It's the future!
    if it is not the case in the present then it will be in the future - for all women.

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  • SantaClaus
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    Originally posted by scooby View Post
    toddler slept crap and while lightly pregnant wife was moving between rooms sorting her, she caught her nipple on the door handle (shes small and has massive paps!). this then caused lots of screaming and a fair bit blood!

    Turns out she caught it on the way past at a speed to get back in bed. she caught the directly and ripped a chunk out of it! blood everywhere! not the nicest thing to wake up to!

    i just mopped her and calmed her down! then as in all shock moments, got her to make a brew of hot sweet tea to make me feel better!

    to top it off, she even came back with the paper! that was at 7, i've only just got up!

    Apparently i'm uncaring and insensitive. you just cant win!
    I hope she wont be breastfeeding

    My sympathies though! My wife is expecting too, due any day now!

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  • scooby
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    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    Could be how she got into that condition

    PS: hope she is OK
    she is fine! sore, and slightly bruised. doesnt help with her being tender due to further growth!!

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  • zara_backdog
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    she should be wearing something more comfortable in bed than the peep hole bra given her condition
    Could be how she got into that condition

    PS: hope she is OK

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  • FiveTimes
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    she should be wearing something more comfortable in bed than the peep hole bra given her condition

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Get her a T shirt for christmas with the slogan:

    "I AM A PRAT"

    Good to see new age man is alive and well....

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by scooby View Post
    she caught her nipple on the door handle

    Get her a T shirt for christmas with the slogan:

    "I AM A PRAT"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    This is why it's much safer to have big baggy baps where your nipple points downwards!


    It's the future!
    Not sure what you mean : got any piccies?

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    This is why it's much safer to have big baggy baps where your nipple points downwards!


    It's the future!
    <homer simpson slavering noises>
    Umm.....
    </homer simpson slavering noises>

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  • Platypus
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    Poor woman.

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    This is why it's much safer to have big baggy baps where your nipple points downwards!


    It's the future!
    Yeah...

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  • BolshieBastard
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    Hope you stopped the nipple bleeding with you mouth

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  • Liability
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    Originally posted by scooby View Post
    toddler slept crap and while lightly pregnant wife was moving between rooms sorting her, she caught her nipple on the door handle (shes small and has massive paps!). this then caused lots of screaming and a fair bit blood!

    Turns out she caught it on the way past at a speed to get back in bed. she caught the directly and ripped a chunk out of it! blood everywhere! not the nicest thing to wake up to!

    i just mopped her and calmed her down! then as in all shock moments, got her to make a brew of hot sweet tea to make me feel better!

    to top it off, she even came back with the paper! that was at 7, i've only just got up!

    Apparently i'm uncaring and insensitive. you just cant win!
    she must be an oompha loompha? Door handle?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    "caught her nipple on the door handle"
    This is why it's much safer to have big baggy baps where your nipple points downwards!


    It's the future!

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  • KentPhilip
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    "caught her nipple on the door handle"

    ROLFL

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