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    #11
    Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
    Can I be commander in Cheese?
    Get your first 10k posts first mate!

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      #12
      Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
      Can I be commander in Cheese?
      What does the FSM stand for? I'm not far from Cheddar.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        What does the FSM stand for? I'm not far from Cheddar.
        Fairly Small Manhood?

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          #14
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          What does the FSM stand for? I'm not far from Cheddar.
          Flying Spaghetti Monster

          The FSM is always happy to have dishes made in his honour and then eaten. Personally I like spaghetti and meat balls with some cheddar grated on top, and I live in cheddar, so thought I would construct a name that combines the above.
          Last edited by FSM with Cheddar; 19 December 2008, 15:33. Reason: Grammar
          Originally posted by cailin maith
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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            #15
            and I thought it meant

            Female seeking male with cheddar

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              #16
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              Get your first 10k posts first mate!
              I was wondering if quality counted more than quantity?

              ..........

              I was just about to make some offensive comment about your posts, but looking back on the last 10ish, I have nothing to complain about.

              I bow to your Squirrelness
              Originally posted by cailin maith
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                #17
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Can I be Earl of Swindon?
                I was watching nightwatch with Steve Scott, lots of chavs being arrested by the police, Vicky Polard accents.... Swindon is weird
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
                  I was wondering if quality counted more than quantity?
                  Ask your wife

                  Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
                  I bow to your Squirrelness
                  Good!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    and I thought it meant

                    Female seeking male with cheddar
                    nice
                    Originally posted by cailin maith
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
                      Flying Spaghetti Monster

                      The FSM is always happy to have dishes made in his honour and then eaten. Personally I like spaghetti and meat balls with some cheddar grated on top, and I live in cheddar, so thought I would construct a name that combines the above.
                      Cheddar?

                      Parmesano surely!

                      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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