Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostCan I be commander in Cheese?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhat does the FSM stand for? I'm not far from Cheddar.Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhat does the FSM stand for? I'm not far from Cheddar.
The FSM is always happy to have dishes made in his honour and then eaten. Personally I like spaghetti and meat balls with some cheddar grated on top, and I live in cheddar, so thought I would construct a name that combines the above.Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostGet your first 10k posts first mate!
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I was just about to make some offensive comment about your posts, but looking back on the last 10ish, I have nothing to complain about.
I bow to your SquirrelnessOriginally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostCan I be Earl of Swindon?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View Postand I thought it meant
Female seeking male with cheddarOriginally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostFlying Spaghetti Monster
The FSM is always happy to have dishes made in his honour and then eaten. Personally I like spaghetti and meat balls with some cheddar grated on top, and I live in cheddar, so thought I would construct a name that combines the above.
Parmesano surely!
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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