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    #31
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    is it your company?
    no. clientco.

    I once came face to face with a grizzly bear, said 'oh yeah' then followed him into the trees when he ran away


    so why do I feel nervous ?



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      #32
      You'll feel fine after the first drink - or two.
      Discuss the decor or ask them what they're doing for Christmas, or what colour socks they're wearing.
      I'm sure you'll have a jolly old time, or do what I do, get them very very drunk whilst you remain sober - most entertaining!
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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        #33
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        You'll feel fine after the first drink - or two.
        Discuss the decor or ask them what they're doing for Christmas, or what colour socks they're wearing.
        I'm sure you'll have a jolly old time, or do what I do, get them very very drunk whilst you remain sober - most entertaining!
        good tips pogs. why dont you pop over to Hale and join us.

        I can ask them if they know the difference between a guinea pig and a beaver




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          #34
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          good tips pogs. why dont you pop over to Hale and join us.

          I can ask them if they know the difference between a guinea pig and a beaver
          Love to Hun, but I've got a telephone interview at 2 for proper Business Objects work.

          And Guinea pigs are edible - not sure about beavers
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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            #35
            If Lions could speak English, what would they want to talk about?
            Originally posted by cailin maith
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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              #36
              well being as lions lay around all day while the females go out to get food, not much.
              probably strictly come dancing or i'm a celebrity or whateve else the luddites are watching
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                #37
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                And Guinea pigs are edible - not sure about beavers
                It's more like chewing gum, there is taste but you just keep on chewing away for no real nourishment.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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