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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    And Guinea pigs are edible - not sure about beavers
    It's more like chewing gum, there is taste but you just keep on chewing away for no real nourishment.

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  • Joe1978
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    well being as lions lay around all day while the females go out to get food, not much.
    probably strictly come dancing or i'm a celebrity or whateve else the luddites are watching

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  • FSM with Cheddar
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    If Lions could speak English, what would they want to talk about?

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    good tips pogs. why dont you pop over to Hale and join us.

    I can ask them if they know the difference between a guinea pig and a beaver
    Love to Hun, but I've got a telephone interview at 2 for proper Business Objects work.

    And Guinea pigs are edible - not sure about beavers

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    You'll feel fine after the first drink - or two.
    Discuss the decor or ask them what they're doing for Christmas, or what colour socks they're wearing.
    I'm sure you'll have a jolly old time, or do what I do, get them very very drunk whilst you remain sober - most entertaining!
    good tips pogs. why dont you pop over to Hale and join us.

    I can ask them if they know the difference between a guinea pig and a beaver




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  • Pogle
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    You'll feel fine after the first drink - or two.
    Discuss the decor or ask them what they're doing for Christmas, or what colour socks they're wearing.
    I'm sure you'll have a jolly old time, or do what I do, get them very very drunk whilst you remain sober - most entertaining!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    is it your company?
    no. clientco.

    I once came face to face with a grizzly bear, said 'oh yeah' then followed him into the trees when he ran away


    so why do I feel nervous ?



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  • DS23
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    is it your company?

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I put this in the wrong thread.

    A good ice-breaker: "Anyone else got Tourettes?"
    "any other ****er here got ******* tourettes? wank, bugger, bollocks." shirley?

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Going to the company lunch, just six of us, in an hour or so.

    I need some good clean topics for conversation

    small talk type stuff



    heeeelppppp
    Cobol

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  • Joe1978
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    jaffa cake - cake or biscuit?

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  • craig_m67
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I put this in the wrong thread.

    A good ice-breaker: "Anyone else got Tourettes?"
    HA !!

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Favourite zombie movie. My son has probably seen them all. Twice.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Star Wars films, best to worst… I’d say:

    V, IV, III, II, VI, I

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  • Doggy Styles
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    I put this in the wrong thread.

    A good ice-breaker: "Anyone else got Tourettes?"

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