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    #21
    They are getting football talk out of me today and if anyone talks shop I'm going to punch them

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      #22
      It's ok, just found a page of anecdotes on the interweb.

      there's a cracker about some gal who found a runny abcess in her mcChicken burger.
      I'll use that one, plus 'did Colin Stagg deserve to be castrated anyway?'




      thanks guys.

      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #23
        I put this in the wrong thread.

        A good ice-breaker: "Anyone else got Tourettes?"

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          #24
          Star Wars films, best to worst… I’d say:

          V, IV, III, II, VI, I
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #25
            Favourite zombie movie. My son has probably seen them all. Twice.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              I put this in the wrong thread.

              A good ice-breaker: "Anyone else got Tourettes?"
              HA !!

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                #27
                jaffa cake - cake or biscuit?
                "I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I believe in my tribe. I believe in the righteous, inteligent clued-up section of society against the brain-dead moronic masses as well as the mediocre, soulless bourgeoisie. I believe in punk rock. In northern soul. In acid house. In mod. In rock and roll. I also believe in pre commercial righteous, rap and hip hop. Thats my manifesto"

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  Going to the company lunch, just six of us, in an hour or so.

                  I need some good clean topics for conversation

                  small talk type stuff



                  heeeelppppp
                  Cobol
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                    I put this in the wrong thread.

                    A good ice-breaker: "Anyone else got Tourettes?"
                    "any other ****er here got ******* tourettes? wank, bugger, bollocks." shirley?

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                      #30
                      is it your company?

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