They are getting football talk out of me today and if anyone talks shop I'm going to punch them
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It's ok, just found a page of anecdotes on the interweb.
there's a cracker about some gal who found a runny abcess in her mcChicken burger.
I'll use that one, plus 'did Colin Stagg deserve to be castrated anyway?'
thanks guys.
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Star Wars films, best to worst… I’d say:
V, IV, III, II, VI, I
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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HA !!Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI put this in the wrong thread.
A good ice-breaker: "Anyone else got Tourettes?"
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jaffa cake - cake or biscuit?"I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I believe in my tribe. I believe in the righteous, inteligent clued-up section of society against the brain-dead moronic masses as well as the mediocre, soulless bourgeoisie. I believe in punk rock. In northern soul. In acid house. In mod. In rock and roll. I also believe in pre commercial righteous, rap and hip hop. Thats my manifesto"Comment
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CobolOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostGoing to the company lunch, just six of us, in an hour or so.
I need some good clean topics for conversation
small talk type stuff
heeeelppppp"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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"any other ****er here got ******* tourettes? wank, bugger, bollocks." shirley?Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI put this in the wrong thread.
A good ice-breaker: "Anyone else got Tourettes?"Comment
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