Help needed, quick guys

[Platypus]

Going to the company lunch, just six of us, in an hour or so.

I need some good clean topics for conversation

small talk type stuff



heeeelppppp

Films (not pornos)

[PM-Junkie]

Bring up the topic - can a lion change a lightbulb? Discuss...

Irrelevant. Lions can see in the dark - that's why they don't carry torches.

[Another Dodgy Agent]

Irrelevant. Lions can see in the dark - that's why they don't carry torches.

That reply really made me chuckle!

[EternalOptimist]

*Cough* EO clears throat

'I hear that Gordon Browns Diarrhoea has cleared up due to Global warming or possibly the muslim threat. Luckily the BNP will stop this sort of thing by getting us into the Euro and abolishing Southhampton FC.
The weather seems to be getting more volatile now that Thatcher isnt there any more. Some lion stole my torch last week'



thanks guys. I got it now

[OwlHoot]

Just stick to politics, religion, and sex. Can't go wrong with that.

edit: Oops almost forgot - and contractor rates

[gingerjedi]

What defines a superhero?

[voodooflux]

What defines a superhero?

Someone who wears their underwear on the outside.

[d000hg]

Your Plan B?
How much you spend on holidays?
Balance in your business bank account?
Trying to explain how really, you ARE a legitimate company?

[Doggy Styles]

How about - who was their favourite cabal member?

[SantaClaus]

try:

Politics
How filthy rich you are
Your interest in lads magazines
Fast cars
Home cinema systems
Taxation