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    #1

    What should I buy????

    Help.

    We are having a Secret Santa on Friday. I've to buy something for a fiver for the new apprentice who is a 17 year old girl.

    What should I buy? I'm completely lost. Suggestions sort.
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    a box of chalk and a box of chocolates.

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      #3
      Chocolate willies.*













      * would be wholly inappropriate
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Is she fit and/or up for it?
        Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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          #5
          bacardi breezer
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            Originally posted by Scotchpie View Post
            Help.

            We are having a Secret Santa on Friday. I've to buy something for a fiver for the new apprentice who is a 17 year old girl.

            What should I buy? I'm completely lost. Suggestions sort.
            A portion of scotchpie?
            Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek Points

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              #7
              I had this last year : but the girl was 26. I was going to get underwear (thought the rest of the team would like it ) but in the end I listened to Mrs BP and settled for toiletries from boots/superdrug : I think I got Sanctuary? I had £1 left so got some chocolate too : quality street big ones.

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                a rabbit
                "I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I believe in my tribe. I believe in the righteous, inteligent clued-up section of society against the brain-dead moronic masses as well as the mediocre, soulless bourgeoisie. I believe in punk rock. In northern soul. In acid house. In mod. In rock and roll. I also believe in pre commercial righteous, rap and hip hop. Thats my manifesto"

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                  #9
                  Give her some Bob Monk in a Pot Noodle carton. Mind you it's supposed to be secret!
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    a candy bra and thong set

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