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what should i do?

15 December 2008, 22:34

I recently had a fantastic night with a woman in sheffield, all was going well as normal, a feisty woman who was really up for it, but I think the condom got stuck in her gary and after a quick flip and continuing i got a bit excited and think there now might be repercussions.. it's been a while as i've only just got back from oz and been thinking about it lots.. do you think i should call and warn her? the word bucket comes to mind (i dont think im her first) so she might not realise there is an issue..

im not sure but i think she might be married..

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if you really are that stupid to believe this then look in Business/Contracts and you'll get the joke

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15 December 2008, 22:35

Lol!
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15 December 2008, 22:55

did you fire blanks or live rounds?
was it a single shot or automatic burst?
did you have to reload and start again?

details please .
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15 December 2008, 22:58

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what should i do?

You should not post when you're pissed.
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15 December 2008, 23:01

Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post

You should not post when you're pissed.

I was thinking the same and I've had a bottle of wine!

Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
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15 December 2008, 23:13

Originally posted by chef View Post

if you really are that stupid to believe this then look in Business/Contracts and you'll get the joke

<sigh>

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15 December 2008, 23:21

I get the reference Chef, don't lose all hope.
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15 December 2008, 23:37

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got stuck in her gary ... quick flip and continuing

I don't know exactly what either of those phrases means, did you invent them or is the swear filter intervening?

Nice one, should take a while for people to cotton on

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15 December 2008, 23:40

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<sigh>

Now I see.

Feck me I'd have been a pilot, I'd never admit to being in IT if I wanted to get my leg over.

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15 December 2008, 23:42

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I don't know exactly what either of those phrases means, did you invent them or is the swear filter intervening?otton on

Garry Glitter - modern rhyming slang for a bodily orifice, I'm sure you can work it out.
The rest would be fairly obvious after that especially if you look at the thread where someone is searching for an IT specialist in the Sheffield area.
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