what should i do?

[chef]

I was going to post something like this this morning - beaten again!

[TheFaQQer]

if you really are that stupid to believe this then look in Business/Contracts and you'll get the joke

I was going to post something like this this morning - beaten again!

[threaded]

Well, whilst it may be true that I come from the Sheffield area, and have an 8 year old daughter, and when I go out I like to party, nearly always claiming it's someones birthday, and on first meeting women in bars never use my real name.

I can state, without fear of contradiction, it wasn't me.

[TykeMerc]

I don't know exactly what either of those phrases means, did you invent them or is the swear filter intervening?otton on

Garry Glitter - modern rhyming slang for a bodily orifice, I'm sure you can work it out.
The rest would be fairly obvious after that especially if you look at the thread where someone is searching for an IT specialist in the Sheffield area.

[gingerjedi]

<sigh>

Now I see.

Feck me I'd have been a pilot, I'd never admit to being in IT if I wanted to get my leg over.

[d000hg]

got stuck in her gary ... quick flip and continuing

I don't know exactly what either of those phrases means, did you invent them or is the swear filter intervening?

Nice one, should take a while for people to cotton on

[TykeMerc]

I get the reference Chef, don't lose all hope.

[chef]

if you really are that stupid to believe this then look in Business/Contracts and you'll get the joke

<sigh>

[gingerjedi]

You should not post when you're pissed.

I was thinking the same and I've had a bottle of wine!

[PRC1964]

what should i do?

You should not post when you're pissed.

[Bright Spark]

did you fire blanks or live rounds?
was it a single shot or automatic burst?
did you have to reload and start again?

details please .

[Liability]

Lol!

[chef]

I recently had a fantastic night with a woman in sheffield, all was going well as normal, a feisty woman who was really up for it, but I think the condom got stuck in her gary and after a quick flip and continuing i got a bit excited and think there now might be repercussions.. it's been a while as i've only just got back from oz and been thinking about it lots.. do you think i should call and warn her? the word bucket comes to mind (i dont think im her first) so she might not realise there is an issue..

im not sure but i think she might be married..

Chef Cringle

if you really are that stupid to believe this then look in Business/Contracts and you'll get the joke