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    #31
    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    sell it to the paper/OK/Nuts...
    I have standards y'know!

    How much do you reckon it would be worth?
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #32
      Originally posted by Incognito View Post
      I think you're full of merde. The only fortune you've got is your make believe one you keep posting about on here.
      My make believe one is in the billions not millions.

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        #33
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        My make believe one is in the billions not millions.
        Are you Bernard Madoff?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #34
          Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
          <Yoda>
          Much hatred in you. Peter Powell you are?
          </Yoda>
          Do you think I'd be doing this if I was? Looks like he had a lucky escape. Perfect Housewife? Perfect Fishwife more like.

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            #35
            We should hold a telephon for her.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
              Do you think I'd be doing this if I was? Looks like he had a lucky escape. Perfect Housewife? Perfect Fishwife more like.
              Come on, you're amongst friends.

              Just admit it, you'd ease yourself in given half the chance.

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                #37
                Those Daily Mail "show biz" stories are woefully poor

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                  #38
                  You grow up eating bread and jam as a nipper, and you die eating bread and jam in an nursing home.

                  The bit in the middle doesn't last forever, and I suspect Mrs Turner is not dealing with the decline in to the twilight years of her life.
                  Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                  C.S. Lewis

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                    #39
                    I had marmite, not jam. Can't bear jam.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #40
                      Notallthere wrote : I had marmite, not jam. Can't bear jam.
                      Ah. Perhaps I'll rewrite it then.

                      You grow up eating crap as a nipper , and you die eating crap in an nursing home.

                      The bit in the middle is where you get to change the menu for as long as you can.
                      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                      C.S. Lewis

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