Reply to: Get your Kleenex out...

[Peoplesoft bloke]

so many say this - I assume it can only be true?

When she was presenting there were so many stories on how she would talk down at supporting staff, have tantrums and would just be a really nasty person. Amazing how well she puts a face on for presenting as butter wouldnt melt.

Fired from a local Charity because (amongst other things) she had fecked off to Dubai to buy a new house instead of turning up to an event she'd agreed to go to. Voted 15th in C4s 100 worst Britons.

[Liability]

I went to school with Anthea Turner, she was not a nice person.

so many say this - I assume it can only be true?

When she was presenting there were so many stories on how she would talk down at supporting staff, have tantrums and would just be a really nasty person. Amazing how well she puts a face on for presenting as butter wouldnt melt.

[Board Game Geek]

Notallthere wrote : I had marmite, not jam. Can't bear jam.

Ah. Perhaps I'll rewrite it then.

You grow up eating crap as a nipper , and you die eating crap in an nursing home.

The bit in the middle is where you get to change the menu for as long as you can.

[NotAllThere]

I had marmite, not jam. Can't bear jam.

[Board Game Geek]

You grow up eating bread and jam as a nipper, and you die eating bread and jam in an nursing home.

The bit in the middle doesn't last forever, and I suspect Mrs Turner is not dealing with the decline in to the twilight years of her life.

[Platypus]

Those Daily Mail "show biz" stories are woefully poor

[Chugnut]

Do you think I'd be doing this if I was? Looks like he had a lucky escape. Perfect Housewife? Perfect Fishwife more like.

Come on, you're amongst friends.

Just admit it, you'd ease yourself in given half the chance.

[BrilloPad]

We should hold a telephon for her.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

<Yoda>
Much hatred in you. Peter Powell you are?
</Yoda>

Do you think I'd be doing this if I was? Looks like he had a lucky escape. Perfect Housewife? Perfect Fishwife more like.

[Mich the Tester]

My make believe one is in the billions not millions.

Are you Bernard Madoff?

[DimPrawn]

I think you're full of merde. The only fortune you've got is your make believe one you keep posting about on here.

My make believe one is in the billions not millions.

[voodooflux]

sell it to the paper/OK/Nuts...

I have standards y'know!

How much do you reckon it would be worth?

[FiveTimes]

Not now she's skint

sell it to the paper/OK/Nuts...

[voodooflux]

you would, any port in a storm

Not now she's skint

[FiveTimes]

But apart from that you think she's OK?

you would, any port in a storm