Originally posted by cojak
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Following the principle of Sod's Law, as you cannot realistically accept the role you have a very high probability of actually being offered it. Inversely, anything within an easy commute is almost definitely a non-starter.
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Phone him
'Hello dear, remember that waiter that I was ogling last year, well I got an email from him. We just spent the day having the most fantastic sex. I found out too late that he had filmed the whole thing and the video is going on sale from tomorrow. Hope you dont mind seeing me doing the H , but I had to sort of go along with the mood.
The doctor said the rash should be gone soon.
The Police reckon I wont go to jail, probably. And the house should be safe, probably'
'Actually I made all that up, but my new contract in Switzerland doesn't sound all that bad now, does it ?'
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Hmmm... that could be a goer...
(Probably a bit too quick to assume I've got the contract/s but I like a positive attitude to life...
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Tell him you've applied for a gig in London.
When you secure the job, tell him they're sending you to Switzerland for the first 2 weeks, for training.
Then tell him "Grrrrrrr!!!!! You're not going to bloody believe this!!!!! They've gone and said I have to be based in Switzerland!!!! I dont believe it!!!" etc etc.
Tell him you're furious with them and will look for something else closer to home mmediately...but dont find anything.
Doddle
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If you're a fairly quiet type that just sits in front of the telly and vegitates you could consider having a latex doll made that looks like you. You could arrange for the neighbours to move it around during the day to make it look more realistic.I'm alright JackComment
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I like your styleOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostTell him you've applied for a gig in London.
When you secure the job, tell him they're sending you to Switzerland for the first 2 weeks, for training.
Then tell him "Grrrrrrr!!!!! You're not going to bloody believe this!!!!! They've gone and said I have to be based in Switzerland!!!! I dont believe it!!!" etc etc.
Tell him you're furious with them and will look for something else closer to home mmediately...but dont find anything.
Doddle
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Originally posted by cojak View PostHTHCode:United Kingdom Pounds Switzerland Francs 1 GBP = 1.77878 CHF 1 CHF = 0.562184 GBP
source: http://www.xe.com/Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostTell him you've applied for a gig in London.
When you secure the job, tell him they're sending you to Switzerland for the first 2 weeks, for training.
Then tell him "Grrrrrrr!!!!! You're not going to bloody believe this!!!!! They've gone and said I have to be based in Switzerland!!!! I dont believe it!!!" etc etc.
Tell him you're furious with them and will look for something else closer to home mmediately...but dont find anything.
Doddle I like your thinking!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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