OH - how about a tag team of Sooty & Sue vs Kermit & Piggy?
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I can see this one veering off towards light relief shortly...Originally posted by Pogle View PostOH - how about a tag team of Sooty & Sue vs Kermit & Piggy?
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Would have to be Sooty... 100% Pyscho, he's even scared Matthew Corbett into repeating everything he saysCoffee's for closersComment
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I'd like to see Animal & Sweep vs Scrappy do & SootyOriginally posted by Pogle View PostOH - how about a tag team of Sooty & Sue vs Kermit & Piggy?Comment
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Kermit is just too nice to last. Sooty is a bit lairy, a bit of a hard-case. He never thought twice about squirting Harry Corbet in the eye with a fake water squirting camera, so if Kermit spilt any of Sooty's pint, Sooty would probably just smack him. Then kick him in the head when he's down.When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice - Ayn Rand, Atlas.Comment
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Sweep's gay!!Originally posted by Scotchpie View PostAh but Sooty's got Sweep to help him out. Now that would be a fight!
What's he going to do - beat Miss Piggy up with his man bag?!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Well he isn't going to "pork" her, that's for sure.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostSweep's gay!!
What's he going to do - beat Miss Piggy up with his man bag?!
I reckon Sue is a bit of a Ninja.
Also, imagine if "Beaker" got involved, all that nervous energy? One day that little f**ker will really explode!Comment
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Kermit would win by a mile. It's impossible to fight when you have someone elses hand up your bum, so Sooty wouldnt stand a chance
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Sooty is such a prima-donna, I'd take him out no problem. Miss Piggy and Sue, however - close call.Comment
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