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Spacecadet replied

10 December 2008, 11:37
Originally posted by dwm009 View Post

Don't forget that Sooty had a water pistol and would just pop a cap in Kermits green ass!

Its a water pistol and Kermit is a frog.... hardly going to be a lethal weapon now is it?
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SallyAnne replied

10 December 2008, 11:36
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Kermit would win by a mile. It's impossible to fight when you have someone elses hand up your bum, so Sooty wouldnt stand a chance
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BrianSnail replied

10 December 2008, 11:34
Don't forget that Sooty had a water pistol and would just pop a cap in Kermits green ass!
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Kermit replied

10 December 2008, 11:03
Sooty is such a prima-donna, I'd take him out no problem. Miss Piggy and Sue, however - close call.
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EternalOptimist replied

10 December 2008, 10:25
Kermit would win by a mile. It's impossible to fight when you have someone elses hand up your bum, so Sooty wouldnt stand a chance
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Churchill replied

10 December 2008, 10:20
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Sweep's gay!!

What's he going to do - beat Miss Piggy up with his man bag?!

Well he isn't going to "pork" her, that's for sure.

I reckon Sue is a bit of a Ninja.

Also, imagine if "Beaker" got involved, all that nervous energy? One day that little f**ker will really explode!
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SallyAnne replied

10 December 2008, 09:53
Originally posted by Scotchpie View Post

Ah but Sooty's got Sweep to help him out. Now that would be a fight!

Sweep's gay!!

What's he going to do - beat Miss Piggy up with his man bag?!
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deano replied

10 December 2008, 09:23
Kermit is just too nice to last. Sooty is a bit lairy, a bit of a hard-case. He never thought twice about squirting Harry Corbet in the eye with a fake water squirting camera, so if Kermit spilt any of Sooty's pint, Sooty would probably just smack him. Then kick him in the head when he's down.
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AlfredJPruffock replied

10 December 2008, 09:22
Sooty - he can bite - and damn hard too.
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FiveTimes replied

10 December 2008, 09:21
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

OH - how about a tag team of Sooty & Sue vs Kermit & Piggy?

I'd like to see Animal & Sweep vs Scrappy do & Sooty
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Spacecadet replied

10 December 2008, 09:20
Would have to be Sooty... 100% Pyscho, he's even scared Matthew Corbett into repeating everything he says
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Pondlife replied

10 December 2008, 09:20
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

OH - how about a tag team of Sooty & Sue vs Kermit & Piggy?

I can see this one veering off towards light relief shortly...
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Pogle replied

10 December 2008, 09:19
OH - how about a tag team of Sooty & Sue vs Kermit & Piggy?
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FiveTimes replied

10 December 2008, 09:16
Originally posted by Scotchpie View Post

Ah but Sooty's got Sweep to help him out. Now that would be a fight!

sweep was a bit of a coward if I remember correctly.
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FiveTimes replied

10 December 2008, 09:16
Sooty is carrying a little bit of timber so he would be able to absorb kermits strikes, plus the wand.

Kermit has the range advantage plus Miss Piggy.

I think that kermit will win thanks to a chop from Miss Piggy
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