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    #11
    Originally posted by moorfield View Post
    Can anyone offer any words of advice?
    Just don't let them see you cry.

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      #12
      Don't set the alarm clock.

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        #13
        Accept you'll no longer be a real man.


        HTH...
        Older and ...well, just older!!

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          #14
          Originally posted by moorfield View Post
          8.15 am tomorrow.

          I'll report back later. Can anyone offer any words of advice?
          Remember your family outvoted you 14-1, you don't want to let them down!
          Coffee's for closers

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            #15
            Ill send you some pictures of my plums the day after i had mine done, that should put you off.

            See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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              #16
              Can't they redirect it rather than snipping it?

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                #17
                Get a lift home after the op, but stop in at the pub first, and have a couple of pints of beer. They interact nicely with the muscle relaxant.

                Then go to be and make friends with a pack of frozen peas.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Then go to bed and make friends with a pack of frozen peas.
                  Is that a permanent side-effect?

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                    #19
                    With any luck I'll be snowed in tomorrow.
                    Missus M has had her guts chopped open 3 times in the last 5 yrs (2 emergency, 1 elective) so now its my turn... Still I've been promised "something special" for Christmas and I suppose I can now be more "spontaneous" in future (and not just with Missus M).

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
                      Accept you'll no longer be a real man.


                      HTH...
                      Was that necessary

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