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Letter to Father Christmas

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    #11
    can't find the price anywhere

    Milan.

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      #12
      Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
      can't find the price anywhere

      Milan.
      If you have to ask...

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        #13
        he he

        flash git


        Milan.

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          #14
          Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
          can't find the price anywhere

          Milan.
          Just send a blank cheque to GM - they will fill whatever number they need. Should not be much. Rich capitalists.
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Don't you watch TopGear? They seemed convinced things have changed somewhat.
            It's an entertaining program but I think they know more about TV presenting than they do cars, on Sunday's episode Clarkson went on about how the Subaru Legacy diesel is bulltulip which disappointed me as I quite fancied one.

            Every review I have read says the engine is fantastic apart from one... Jeremy Clarkson's Sunday Times review.

            It's not the first time that he's gone against the grain of almost universal praise, but then he needs to be controversial doesn't he.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #16
              Sorry, I'm not delivering cars for Christmas.

              You can all look forward to receiving 1 tangerine in your christmas stocking.
              It's the credit crunch you see

              Ho ho ho, Merry Credit Crunch-mas!
              'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
              Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
                Sorry, I'm not delivering cars for Christmas.

                You can all look forward to receiving 1 tangerine in your christmas stocking.
                It's the credit crunch you see

                Ho ho ho, Merry Credit Crunch-mas!
                Could I have amyl nitrite in mine please?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  It's an entertaining program but I think they know more about TV presenting than they do cars
                  Maybe, but they have driven more cars than most people could name, and being able to tell if a car is able to go round corners fast is not too hard to gauge, surely.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Maybe, but they have driven more cars than most people could name, and being able to tell if a car is able to go round corners fast is not too hard to gauge, surely.
                    Shirley

                    I can't believe the yanks have built the fastest production 'Sedan' in the world as that link claims??? WTF does 'Sedan' mean anyway? I thought it was a chair or something.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Could I have amyl nitrite in mine please?
                      I'm sorry Brillo, I gave it all to my reindeers.
                      'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
                      Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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