A few weeks of hunger and most people would chop up their beloved pets and eat them.
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What skills could you bring to a "Survivors" scenario?
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My survival CV:
I'm fairly good at growing chilli peppers, potatoes and beans.
Oh, and I'm a dab hand and finding cockles by wiggling my feet in the sand.
Other than that...
Um...
I know a good cheese when I meet it.
I once ate a spider for a bet (£15)
I have a lot of books. They may come in useful one day.
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostMy survival CV:
I'm fairly good at growing chilli peppers, potatoes and beans.
Oh, and I'm a dab hand and finding cockles by wiggling my feet in the sand.
Other than that...
Um...
I know a good cheese when I meet it.
I once ate a spider for a bet (£15)
I have a lot of books. They may come in useful one day.
Did I get the gig?
Potatoes? Fab - you can be on my teamBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI was actually a butcher for 5 years.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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They're dead easy.
- You find one that fell down the back of the cupboard and has grown "feelers".
- You stick it in some mud in the garden
- you wait a few months
Onions are rubbish.
- You plant an onion
- You wait a few months
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostThey're dead easy.
- You find one that fell down the back of the cupboard and has grown "feelers".
- You stick it in some mud in the garden
- you wait a few months
Onions are rubbish.
- You plant an onion
- You wait a few months
My Grandad used to have a vegetable garden and that was ace.. I loved the peas he grew!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHow did you end up in IT?
Did it for 5 years through my Mechanical Engineering degree which was a 6 month a year course. Was running the shop by the end.
Spoke to my ex boss on Saturday and he asked me if I wanted a job for xmas, I said no but my contract is up on jan 30th so I might take him up on his offer next year.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostDid it for 5 years through my Mechanical Engineering degree which was a 6 month a year course. Was running the shop by the end.
Spoke to my ex boss on Saturday and he asked me if I wanted a job for xmas, I said no but my contract is up on jan 30th so I might take him up on his offer next year.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I can turn my hand to most things mechanical and electrical so could fix up the generators/solar cells and invertors etc I also worked in a boatyard so could travel by canals and rivers. I am also exceptionally good at finding and reading instructions!Comment
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