What skills could you bring to a "Survivors" scenario?

[Churchill]

Especially useful if, as many suspect , the policy of assumed consent in taking body parts is extended to making food items out of them.

Soilent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!

[tay]

Btw, talking about effluent, Threaded old boy, are you coming to the CUK do a week on Friday?

I know the CUk gatherings are rubbish... but I thought you were fan.

[Churchill]

I know the CUk gatherings are rubbish... but I thought you were fan.

Read the post again fuqwit!

[threaded]

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Btw, talking about effluent, Threaded old boy, are you coming to the CUK do a week on Friday?

Thinking of it, probably will be there. Was going to creep up behind you as a Xmas surprise, get the evening off to a fun start. I'm due to be in London for a client meeting that day and am coming over on the ferry as I'll be bringing Xmas presents for family at the same time.

[Churchill]

Thinking of it, probably will be there. Was going to creep up behind you as a Xmas surprise, get the evening off to a fun start. I'm due to be in London for a client meeting that day and am coming over on the ferry as I'll be bringing Xmas presents for family at the same time.

I'm flattered, I really am!

Beers all round then!

[BrilloPad]

Thinking of it, probably will be there. Was going to creep up behind you as a Xmas surprise, get the evening off to a fun start. I'm due to be in London for a client meeting that day and am coming over on the ferry as I'll be bringing Xmas presents for family at the same time.

[FarmerPalmer]

I can shoot, process, butcher etc - and do.
First thing I'd do is get as far away from Civilization as possible -
too many dead bodies lying around which will cause too many health issues.
and run to the hills, near a good water source, with the contents of my gun cabinet and knife rack.

[Moscow Mule]

I can shoot, process, butcher etc - and do.
First thing I'd do is get as far away from Civilization as possible -
too many dead bodies lying around which will cause too many health issues.
and run to the hills, near a good water source, with the contents of my gun cabinet and knife rack.

Having a medium sized off-road capable motorbike to hand is the best for initial escape.

[Churchill]

Having a medium sized off-road capable motorbike to hand is the best for initial escape.

It didn't do Steve McQueen any good!

[Purple Dalek]

It didn't do Steve McQueen any good!

True, but he won't be escaping ze Germans, but overweight chavs. A kids tricycle could outrun most, unless they thought he had a McDs happy meal squirrelled away in his rucksack, and then he'd be stuffed whatever he did.