Why did he bother? His mistress looks just like his wife!
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Did the mistress have any kids? Think 'bucket' and 'touching the sides'....Illegitimus non carborundum est! -
Couldn't his wife do pelvic floor exercises? Or buy one of those designer vaginas?Originally posted by Flubster View Post
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Amyl nitrate? Maybe Mrs. F-Word didn't like being taken from behind whilst:
1. Her bedroom smelled like a chemistry lab.
2. Her heart was racing.
3. She felt like her head was exploding.
Who knows?
Also, an Archer cast off? Euugghh!!!Comment
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He took her from behind? Which paper did you get that from?Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostComment
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It's obvious, innit? His face looks like a relief map of the Alps. Who'd want to see THAT when in the throes of l'amour?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostComment
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Oh God so another man has a wandering dick - why is this news?
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Don;t take it personally. It's not your hubby this time....Originally posted by Pogle View PostOh God so another man has a wandering dick - why is this news?
Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Daily Mail
But yesterday the chef's mother-in-law came to his defence. At her £2million home in Mayfair, Greta Hutcheson, 63, dismissed the claims.
Everytime.
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He does nothing for me. But I thought some women would find him attractive? Maybe its the smell of money?Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostComment
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