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    #21
    AtW, I really wish I knew what bollocks you are posting this time but you're still on my ignore list I'm afraid.

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      #22
      Buyer

      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      But the oil belongs to Western buyer no doubt...
      Unless is Cash on Delivery. I dont really know as I have never bought 2 mln barrels of oil before.
      There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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        #23
        Oh for the love of God, I can't be the only one laughing about the pirate plank thing.... can I?
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #24
          Originally posted by sunnysan View Post
          Unless is Cash on Delivery. I dont really know as I have never bought 2 mln barrels of oil before.
          You never know it may well be part of a derivative trade and this is part of a nefarious scam to make loads of money.

          That'd be in Monty Python mode.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
            try googling up biggest naval bombardment in history then plank.
            I tend to rely more on these things called 'books'. my 'Books' tell me that the largest bombardment in history was on june 6th 1944. aka D Day.

            does your googly thing have a date and a place that I can check out?



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            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #26
              It's actually a very easy thing to board a super-supertanker. They take about 3 days to stop and there's no way 25 crew could prevent boarding along the whole of it's length.

              Easiest thing is for supertanker owners to invest in a modified couple of these

              http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/server/show/nav.2219

              Would certainly deter even the most ambitious pirates...
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #27
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I tend to rely more on these things called 'books'. my 'Books' tell me that the largest bombardment in history was on june 6th 1944. aka D Day.

                does your googly thing have a date and a place that I can check out?



                Tripoli 1804

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                  It's actually a very easy thing to board a super-supertanker. They take about 3 days to stop and there's no way 25 crew could prevent boarding along the whole of it's length.

                  Easiest thing is for supertanker owners to invest in a modified couple of these

                  http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/server/show/nav.2219

                  Would certainly deter even the most ambitious pirates...
                  How much do a couple of those cost during the Credit Crunch TM

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                    #29
                    Serves them right

                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    It's actually a very easy thing to board a super-supertanker. They take about 3 days to stop and there's no way 25 crew could prevent boarding along the whole of it's length.

                    Easiest thing is for supertanker owners to invest in a modified couple of these

                    http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/server/show/nav.2219

                    Would certainly deter even the most ambitious pirates...

                    They probably "credit crunched" their crew, so they where running on a skeleton staff. The ship is so large it probably took a day for all the crew to realise they had been hijacked
                    There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                      How much do a couple of those cost during the Credit Crunch TM
                      I'm not sure. They could always scrimp and get a couple of Phalanx' which you can just weld to the deck and plug in.

                      Either way, it's going to cost a lot less than £100m of lost oil...
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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