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Working with Knobheads

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    #21
    i like working with my knobhead.

    lr in?

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      #22
      Originally posted by moorfield View Post
      Post a fake cv on the boards with his name and his boss's direct line.
      You are Dr. Evil and I claim my whatever it is Dr. Evil is associated with that's worth having.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
        You are Dr. Evil and I claim my whatever it is Dr. Evil is associated with that's worth having.
        The avatar gives him away - back to the evil drawing board Moorfield. Thanks for the tip though.
        Bored.

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          #24
          He's still on the phone..Sister in Cameroon
          Wait for the news "Contractor gets life for bizarre phone related killing"
          Bored.

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            #25
            Originally posted by ace00 View Post
            Love too. Actually I'd like to beat him senseless with the telephone handset, kind of tricky explaining that to the boss though. That's why this thread is needed.
            You want to beat and make love to him? You need help.

            Pee on his shoes.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #26
              Originally posted by ace00 View Post
              I thought we need a thread to vent. Well I do anyway. I'm in the contractor corner with one other guy. This guy comes in spends at least 4 hours every single f**kin day making private calls, no exageration, friends, family he even puts together conf calls with all his mates and sits there talking, laughing. Puts down the phone, waits, oh, 10seconds, another call. All day. Bizarre. Manager doesn't notice. I am so tempted to grass him up. I think if he gets a contract extension (probably not) I will.
              Why does this make him a knobhead?

              Are you so sanctimonious you get annoyed he isn't doing any work? That's his lookout. Are you really a permie?
              Cats are evil.

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                #27
                Originally posted by swamp View Post
                Why does this make him a knobhead?

                Are you so sanctimonious you get annoyed he isn't doing any work? That's his lookout. Are you really a permie?
                Nope - I'm on here aren't I? What pisses me off is being a captive audience. He's getting grassed up anyway.
                Doesn't anyone else hate their co-workers?
                Bored.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                  I thought we need a thread to vent. Well I do anyway. I'm in the contractor corner with one other guy. This guy comes in spends at least 4 hours every single f**kin day making private calls, no exageration, friends, family he even puts together conf calls with all his mates and sits there talking, laughing. Puts down the phone, waits, oh, 10seconds, another call. All day. Bizarre. Manager doesn't notice. I am so tempted to grass him up. I think if he gets a contract extension (probably not) I will.
                  That's life, ignore it.

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                    #29
                    Take up humming or singing.
                    Get a tennis ball and start bouncing it against his desk.
                    Start asking him personal questions about whoever he's been talking to.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                      Doesn't anyone else hate their co-workers?
                      The hooooge invoice at the end of the month more than makes up for it...

                      Older and ...well, just older!!

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