Rant about my ex wife

[TheFaQQer]

One fatal mistake here... Marriage, why get Married? Do you enjoy giving away your wealth so much?

Some things, money transcends.

Not that I would expect some people on here to understand that.

[BrilloPad]

The Lightening Seeds

HTH

ahhh yes - change?

didn't they do some world cup ditty as well?

[Bob Dalek]

The Lightening Seeds

HTH

Lightning, surely?

[BrilloPad]

Have you considered joining a monastery?

That might keep you out of mischief (and would certainly stop you breeding)

When I dated Mrs BP I said "no marriage, no more kids". I was going to get the snip - but turns out I would need a general - and Mrs BP said she was infertile........

Anyway we now use the contraceptives that nature provides - children!

[Bagpuss]

Some things, money transcends.

Not that I would expect some people on here to understand that.

Hmm go to any length to Avoid taxation, but give it away on the basis of some rumblings in your underpants. Look at the divorce stats and think of those $

[BrilloPad]

WTF?

If money is the only thing that concerns you about a relationship then you are seriously f**ked up!

Indeed! One should also the size of the n**ks.......

Sorry - in a juvenile mood now.

[BrilloPad]

Hmm go to any length to Avoid taxation, but give it away on the basis of some rumblings in your underpants. Look at the divorce stats and think of those $

In my case my ex works for HMRC.

[TheFaQQer]

ahhh yes - change?

didn't they do some world cup ditty as well?

Indeed it was.

And yes, they did two world cup songs (albeit the same one twice, changing the lyrics for the 1998 version), with Frank Skinner and David Baddiel.

And "The Life of Riley" used to be used for the MOTD "Goal of the Month" competition too.

[TheFaQQer]

Hmm go to any length to Avoid taxation, but give it away on the basis of some rumblings in your underpants. Look at the divorce stats and think of those $

Indeed - although I don't "go to any length to avoid taxation" at all. And I don't give it away based on the rumblings in my pants, either.

Apart from that, I agree with you completely, as always.

[Bagpuss]

That's Grrrrreat!