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Rant about my ex wife

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    #31
    Wife and I don't even talk to each other. and we're in the same house!
    McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
    Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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      #32
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Women only have that power because men have empowered them by predominantly thinking with their bollocks!
      Wise words

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        #33
        Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
        Wife and I don't even talk to each other. and we're in the same house!
        Is that because you buried her in the cellar?

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          #34
          Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
          Wife and I don't even talk to each other. and we're in the same house!
          Bliss! I wish my relationship with my wife had been like that

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            #35
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Note to BP's Girly, in your recipe for "Brocolli and Roquefort", remind people to clean out the food processor as the stuff goes rancid after a day or two...

            TBH, I haven't yet sampled any of BP's girly's soups. Cooking seems to be quite low down on our list of priorities at the moment. Lego is up there near the top though!
            Right! I will get added at the end "nag your other half to do what he/she should do anyway"!!

            You should both come down to our place around christmas - son #1 will have lots of lego to be put together!!! And mrs BP will cook - she might even give a lesson!

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              #36
              Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
              Wife and I don't even talk to each other. and we're in the same house!


              Who was it who said that is the recipe for a happy marriage?

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                #37
                Problem is, when a contractor says
                My ex wife doesn't understand me he means it literally. Mind you, you gets what you pays for innit?
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Problem is, when a contractor says
                  My ex wife doesn't understand me he means it literally. Mind you, you gets what you pays for innit?
                  People in glass houses...

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    Problem is, when a contractor says
                    My ex wife doesn't understand me he means it literally. Mind you, you gets what you pays for innit?
                    You mean there are some women who don't like discussing the details of programming and would rather be shopping?

                    Surely not......

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                      #40
                      it's threads like these that really cheer me up and make me realise what a complete pyscho wife ex gf chef would have been and god knows what life would have been like if we had had [?] kids.. far better to get rid early than before it's too late..

                      thanks all, you've cheered up Chef
                      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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