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Mrs BGG earns mega brownie points.

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    #51
    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    Well all I can say is - what else do you buy the geek in your life when he hits 40?


    (Also I’m pre-empting the mail menopause here – Lego is much cheaper than a motorbike )
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      #52
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      Happiness is a clean sock and a freshly boiled kettle.
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        #53
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        Love is......... a clean sock and a freshly boiled kettle.
        Bob Dalek has that on a Mirror above his bed
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #54
          Mr BGG
          What will you get the missus for her 40th ?



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            #55
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Mr BGG
            What will you get the missus for her 40th ?
            The Death Star.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #56
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post


              I picture it thus


              mr BGG, 'Here it is love, for your 40th'

              mrs BGG 'Thanks for the death star'

              mr BGG 'Gasp, How did you know'

              mrs BGG (in deep voice) 'I felt your presence'



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                #57
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


                I picture it thus


                mr BGG, 'Here it is love, for your 40th'

                mrs BGG 'Thanks for the death star'

                mr BGG 'Gasp, How did you know'

                mrs BGG (in deep voice) 'I felt your presence'




                Is this your jacket?

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  Is this your jacket?

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      what floats your boat tay? i mean, what makes tay tick? y'know - what turns the corners of your mouth up? makes you happy and glad to be alive?
                      Ahhh good question

                      Watching Rugby (to broken to play nowdays).
                      Playing Tennis.
                      Playing Golf.
                      Watching and Playing Cricket.
                      Watching Movies.
                      Spending time with the family.
                      Staying at the beach at our holiday house.
                      Roast Lamb.
                      Annoying the TPD losers.
                      Making CM deny that she has a crush on me (nobody believes her).
                      Making SA deny that she has a crush on me (nobody believes her).
                      Reminding Churchill/Milton that he is a loser.
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