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Mrs BGG earns mega brownie points.
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostLove is......... a clean sock and a freshly boiled kettle.
Bob Dalek has that on a Mirror above his bed
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Mr BGG
What will you get the missus for her 40th ?
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The Death Star.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostMr BGG
What will you get the missus for her 40th ?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThe Death Star.
I picture it thus
mr BGG, 'Here it is love, for your 40th'
mrs BGG 'Thanks for the death star'
mr BGG 'Gasp, How did you know'
mrs BGG (in deep voice) 'I felt your presence'
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
I picture it thus
mr BGG, 'Here it is love, for your 40th'
mrs BGG 'Thanks for the death star'
mr BGG 'Gasp, How did you know'
mrs BGG (in deep voice) 'I felt your presence'

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Ahhh good questionOriginally posted by DS23 View Postwhat floats your boat tay? i mean, what makes tay tick? y'know - what turns the corners of your mouth up? makes you happy and glad to be alive?
Watching Rugby (to broken to play nowdays).
Playing Tennis.
Playing Golf.
Watching and Playing Cricket.
Watching Movies.
Spending time with the family.
Staying at the beach at our holiday house.
Roast Lamb.
Annoying the TPD losers.
Making CM deny that she has a crush on me (nobody believes her).
Making SA deny that she has a crush on me (nobody believes her).
Reminding Churchill/Milton that he is a loser.
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