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Dumb question: what is SAP

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    #11
    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    As it's probably in the top 5 of largest software companies in the world it would seem strange for someone who works with software not to know what it is. I think that's where the presumption that you were kidding might have come from.
    Strange login, where did you get that from?

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      #12
      What's this oracle thingy the guy next to me keeps talking about.

      Summat to do with columns I think.

      Is it a type of microsoft excel product?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        What's this oracle thingy the guy next to me keeps talking about.

        Summat to do with columns I think.

        Is it a type of microsoft excel product?
        SAP, stands for Suffer After Purchase

        Now OP if you wanted a proper piece of software...

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          #14
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          What's this oracle thingy the guy next to me keeps talking about.

          Summat to do with columns I think.

          Is it a type of microsoft excel product?
          no it's more like BBC BASIC, it has a black sceen so it must be similar.. i think
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #15
            Like I said, I've across SAP as a timesheet system (it was absolutely abysmal). But since there are a lot of high-paying jobs in SAP, I figured it must be something else... I'm a developer so I know nothing about what PMs use, and I am still under the impression SAP is used by PMs.

            I'm still not totally sure what a "SAP job" entails, which is really my main question.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Like I said, I've across SAP as a timesheet system (it was absolutely abysmal). But since there are a lot of high-paying jobs in SAP, I figured it must be something else... I'm a developer so I know nothing about what PMs use, and I am still under the impression SAP is used by PMs.

              I'm still not totally sure what a "SAP job" entails, which is really my main question.
              No one does, that's part of the magic. It's a bit like alchemy only newer.

              I believe SAP consultants still get burned alive for witchcraft in some south american countries.

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                #17
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                you want a spade or a jcb for digging that hole ?


                Milan.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


                  you want a spade or a jcb for digging that hole ?


                  Milan.
                  Who?

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                    #19
                    the thread owner

                    don't get paranoid son,

                    Milan.

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                      #20
                      back in the days when I was a wee auditor for Deloitte I worked on some clients that had SAP - horrible user interface and a drag to get any good data out of - I would forget it - such a user unfriendly system cannot survive in the long run.
                      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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