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Dumb question: what is SAP
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Or in German:Originally posted by oracleslave View PostSAP, stands for Suffer After Purchase.
"Sanduhr-Anzeige Programm" - hourglass display program.
Also:Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostSAP is simply a misspelling of "Gravy Train". SAP consultant means "My rate is at least double yours", in most cases.
Sosse Akquisitions Programm - Gravy Acquisition Program.Last edited by Sysman; 7 November 2008, 15:33.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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but in the new Portal the hour glass has 3 colours - that is enough justification to upgradeOriginally posted by Sysman View PostOr in German:
"Sanduhr-Anzeige Programm" - hourglass display program.
"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Oi, we'll have no talking sense 'ere.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThat's complete and utter tripe I'm afraid.
Having worked extensively with (not for) IFS and to a lesser extent SAP and Lawsons their staff are far from just being IT people. In fact apart from the obvious coders and tech support their staffs are business experts with real world experience in their industries who work with the client to analyse and optimise the requirements, processes and application, the actual IT technical work is about 30% of the projects.
A vanilla Supply Chain module for example will have been constructed around what are regarded as best in class business processes, the modules are then intended to be configured to suit the clients specific business needs. If the client chucks out the carefully designed ERP model in favour of retaining old inefficient or just plain broken processes (I've seen all 3) then the ERP can be bespoked to fit, but the end result is inevitably a failure to realise the long term cost savings which could be achieved and were the justification for the whole project in the first place.
IT solutions should be an instrument to drive Business improvements otherwise there's no point installing them.Comment
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Sorry, I got carried away and forgot the rule about bringing facts into a perfectly good bitchfest, my apologies to the members.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostOi, we'll have no talking sense 'ere.
I'll do my best to remember the rules in future.Comment
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ABAP used to stand for Allgemeiner Berichts-Aufbereitungs-Prozessor which translates roughly to
Common Report Analyser Producer. So they renamed it Advanced Business Application Programming.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I agree - however the market share figures between SAP and Oracle in the ERP-space hardly equates to the dominance that M$ has on the desktop compared with any other solution provider.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThe vast majority of SAP installations have Oracle as their db server, so in that sense there is more Oracle about, because there are many oracle installations that don't run SAP. But when it comes to running your business, oracle isn't in first place.Comment
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WHSOriginally posted by TykeMerc View PostThat's complete and utter tripe I'm afraid.
Having worked extensively with (not for) IFS and to a lesser extent SAP and Lawsons their staff are far from just being IT people. In fact apart from the obvious coders and tech support their staffs are business experts with real world experience in their industries who work with the client to analyse and optimise the requirements, processes and application, the actual IT technical work is about 30% of the projects.
A vanilla Supply Chain module for example will have been constructed around what are regarded as best in class business processes, the modules are then intended to be configured to suit the clients specific business needs. If the client chucks out the carefully designed ERP model in favour of retaining old inefficient or just plain broken processes (I've seen all 3) then the ERP can be bespoked to fit, but the end result is inevitably a failure to realise the long term cost savings which could be achieved and were the justification for the whole project in the first place.
IT solutions should be an instrument to drive Business improvements otherwise there's no point installing them.
And himOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostTo a large extent...I concur.
And himOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostOi, we'll have no talking sense 'ere.Comment
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