than listen to contractor79's complete and utter tosh. Vote often!
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86Decapitate yourself with a snail fork12.79%11Clean a public toilet with your tongue13.95%12Bungee jump by your armpit hair11.63%10Give yourself a root canal with a potato peeler13.95%12Visit a proctologist with poor depth perception10.47%9Kiss a cobra on the lips12.79%11Spontaneously combust in a fireworks factory12.79%11He is Andyw and my hero11.63%10 -
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oooh tricky. can't decide!
<edit> yes i can. on the assumption that he's an sp.Last edited by DS23; 5 November 2008, 14:20.Comment
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Mmmmmmmm, Cobra.
Chicken Jalfresi, Pillau rice and a nan bread please.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostMmmmmmmm, Cobra.
Chicken Jalfresi, Pillau rice and a nan bread please.
Damn, a loophole.
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Originally posted by realityhack View Postoracleslave is awarded 5 Hackers Creativity Points
Thanks!
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Originally posted by realityhack View Postoracleslave is awarded 5 Hackers Creativity Points
Bored out of his brains points!!!
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Didn't fancy the proctologist option?Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostMmmmmmmm, Cobra.
Chicken Jalfresi, Pillau rice and a nan bread please.
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