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  • Pogle
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  • Bagpuss
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    I thought You've been framed was getting a bit crap

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    I have one of those, but he calls himself a gastoenterologist.
    Doesn't stop him shoving 5 feet of rubber hose with a camera on the end of it up my jacksy every 3 years!


    You should ask him some penetrating questions before allowing him to do that.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    …and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?
    I have one of those, but he calls himself a gastoenterologist.
    Doesn't stop him shoving 5 feet of rubber hose with a camera on the end of it up my jacksy every 3 years!

    - anyone's eyes watering yet?

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Ye are like a pair of schoolboys
    Stoolboys

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    it is a faecesinating profession
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Very inturdesting indeed.
    Ye are like a pair of schoolboys

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    it is a faecesinating profession
    Very inturdesting indeed.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    …and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?
    it is a faecesinating profession

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I protest - I found a flaw in his creation.
    Overruled.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    oracleslave is awarded 5 Hackers Creativity Points
    I protest - I found a flaw in his creation.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    …and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?
    It must be on some career ladders


    tax inspector - offshore accounts inspector - @rsehole inspector



    recruitment consultant - headhunting consultant - rectum consultant



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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    …and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?
    Couldn't make it as a gynaecologist maybe?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    …and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    someone who is within an inch of becoming a gynaeocologist
    Did you hear about the female golfer that got struck by lightening? She was struck between the first and second hole.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    A bottom doctor.


    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    someone who is within an inch of becoming a gynaeocologist




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