whats a proctologist?
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A bottomOriginally posted by cailin maith View Postwhats a proctologist?
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someone who is within an inch of becoming a gynaeocologistOriginally posted by cailin maith View Postwhats a proctologist?
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Did you hear about the female golfer that got struck by lightening? She was struck between the first and second hole.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postsomeone who is within an inch of becoming a gynaeocologistComment
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…and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Couldn't make it as a gynaecologist maybe?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post…and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?Bazza gets caught
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It must be on some career laddersOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View Post…and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?
tax inspector - offshore accounts inspector - @rsehole inspector
recruitment consultant - headhunting consultant - rectum consultant
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Overruled.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI protest - I found a flaw in his creation.
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