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    #11
    whats a proctologist?
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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      #12
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      whats a proctologist?
      A bottom doctor.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        whats a proctologist?
        someone who is within an inch of becoming a gynaeocologist




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          #14
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          A bottom doctor.


          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          someone who is within an inch of becoming a gynaeocologist




          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            someone who is within an inch of becoming a gynaeocologist
            Did you hear about the female golfer that got struck by lightening? She was struck between the first and second hole.

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              #16
              …and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                …and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?
                Couldn't make it as a gynaecologist maybe?
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  …and why would anyone choose to become a proctologist?
                  It must be on some career ladders


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                  recruitment consultant - headhunting consultant - rectum consultant



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                    #19
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    oracleslave is awarded 5 Hackers Creativity Points
                    I protest - I found a flaw in his creation.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                      I protest - I found a flaw in his creation.
                      Overruled.

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