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    #11
    Bigguth Dickuth?
    <canned laughter>
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis

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      #12
      Why not just ban the use of english altogether and use grunting noises? It's obviously too difficult for our education system to handle.
      Those people with their over-inflated pensions must be the thickest in the UK.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
        Those people with their over-inflated pensions must be the thickest in the UK.
        cleverest

        They do f-all and yet have an "over-inflated pension" to look forward to.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Bigguth Dickuth?
          He has a wife you know.................................
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #15
            In instructions to staff, the council said: "Not everyone knows Latin. Many readers do not have English as their first language so using Latin can be particularly difficult."

            ???!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              He has a wife you know.................................
              Incontinentia Buttox

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                #17
                Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                Why not just ban the use of english altogether and use grunting noises? It's obviously too difficult for our education system to handle.
                Those people with their over-inflated pensions must be the thickest in the UK.
                I heard someone say at the weekend “how would people in East London know when the Olympics have started, they are used to people in tracksuits wandering around who can’t speak English.”
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                  I heard someone say at the weekend “how would people in East London know when the Olympics have started, they are used to people in tracksuits wandering around who can’t speak English.”
                  Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo.

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