Bigguth Dickuth?
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<canned laughter>Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Why not just ban the use of english altogether and use grunting noises? It's obviously too difficult for our education system to handle.
Those people with their over-inflated pensions must be the thickest in the UK.
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostThose people with their over-inflated pensions must be the thickest in the UK.
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They do f-all and yet have an "over-inflated pension" to look forward to.Comment
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He has a wife you know.................................Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBigguth Dickuth?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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In instructions to staff, the council said: "Not everyone knows Latin. Many readers do not have English as their first language so using Latin can be particularly difficult."
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Incontinentia ButtoxOriginally posted by Diver View PostHe has a wife you know.................................
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I heard someone say at the weekend “how would people in East London know when the Olympics have started, they are used to people in tracksuits wandering around who can’t speak English.”Originally posted by Cyberman View PostWhy not just ban the use of english altogether and use grunting noises? It's obviously too difficult for our education system to handle.
Those people with their over-inflated pensions must be the thickest in the UK.
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostI heard someone say at the weekend “how would people in East London know when the Olympics have started, they are used to people in tracksuits wandering around who can’t speak English.”
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