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Previously on "Bournemouth dumbs down"

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    I heard someone say at the weekend “how would people in East London know when the Olympics have started, they are used to people in tracksuits wandering around who can’t speak English.”
    Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    Why not just ban the use of english altogether and use grunting noises? It's obviously too difficult for our education system to handle.
    Those people with their over-inflated pensions must be the thickest in the UK.
    I heard someone say at the weekend “how would people in East London know when the Olympics have started, they are used to people in tracksuits wandering around who can’t speak English.”

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    He has a wife you know.................................
    Incontinentia Buttox

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  • thunderlizard
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    In instructions to staff, the council said: "Not everyone knows Latin. Many readers do not have English as their first language so using Latin can be particularly difficult."

    ???!

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Bigguth Dickuth?
    He has a wife you know.................................

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    Those people with their over-inflated pensions must be the thickest in the UK.
    cleverest

    They do f-all and yet have an "over-inflated pension" to look forward to.

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  • Cyberman
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    Why not just ban the use of english altogether and use grunting noises? It's obviously too difficult for our education system to handle.
    Those people with their over-inflated pensions must be the thickest in the UK.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Bigguth Dickuth?
    <canned laughter>

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    Wait till Biggus Dickus hears about this!
    Bigguth Dickuth?

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  • BrianSnail
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    Wait till Biggus Dickus hears about this!

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  • Pogle
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    Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus

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  • Platypus
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    corruptio optimi pessima

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  • PRC1964
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    corruptisima republica plurimae leges

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

    You couldn't make it up!!


    Is est non possible facio is sursum

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    There was a good article on this in Sunday's Observer.

    Someone was quoted as saying that people only use these Latin phrases to boost their own ego.

    I just loved the use of the Latin word "ego" in the attack on Latin words!
    Exactly, where do they draw the line, why not ban words of Greek, French, German or Arab origins too?

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