just rang the bell and I haven't even got the hosepipe from the garage yet.
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First trick or treaters
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Wow they are starting early.
I forget to buy sweeties to lure the little darlings in with, so I'll probably just board up the letter box and pretend to be out. Same as usual come to mention it
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..and the police at your door insteadOriginally posted by Diver View PostI find that standing at the window naked, keeps them away
That boy go raaaaaaa
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is that supposed to be a trick or a treat?Originally posted by Diver View PostI find that standing at the window naked, keeps them away

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I always make a point of pretending to be out, but then nobody's ever knocked. I can't help feeling Trick or Treat in Britain is a myth.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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My last house there were loads of the buggers. but then it was an estate with loads of kids. The parents normally lurked in the background to ensure all was well.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI can't help feeling Trick or Treat in Britain is a myth.
Much more recently, there has been a lot of egg-throwing on Halloween, so much so that the local shops get twitchy about selling eggs to anyone under 25 within a week of Oct 31st. This after some houses were pelted very badly
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Give then a nice cake coated in chocolate laxative."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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