Q my Piano tuner is a blind Russian named Olav Shepitov, how is this pronounced in English ?
A 44DD, almost certainly
A 44DD, almost certainly
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Q - what was Tempest Storm's chest measurement ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_Storm)Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
A - a course of antibioticsComment
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Q. What should I have after I have finished with Atw?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
A. Shop till you drop.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Q - What is Alistair Darling's solution to th economic crisisOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
A - The bigger the betterComment
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Q: What size project will be viewed by Mr Darling as the most appropriate to undertake to stimulate the economy, according to his Keynsian beliefs?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
A: Armstrong's buttock."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Q: What was tightly clenched as Eagle approached the lunar surface?
A: A ten-inch pianistWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Q - when the man asked the hard of hearing genie for a 10" penis - what did he get?Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
A - dildo where the sun doesn't shineComment
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Q - What upset sock
A - Reamed out with a rusty corkscrewConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Q It has got to be the most inefficient way to remove a dodgy cork from a bottle of wine
A Purple tomatos(\__/)
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Q: What kind of tomatoes have a distinctive hue created by antioxidant pigments that protect against diseases including cancer, heart problems and diabetes according to mad scientists?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
A: When 8 bells tollComment
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