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Previously on "A&Q: Answer The Next Question, Then Pose The Previous One"
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostA: Purple tomatos
A: When 8 bells toll
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Q It has got to be the most inefficient way to remove a dodgy cork from a bottle of wine
A Purple tomatos
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Q: What was tightly clenched as Eagle approached the lunar surface?
A: A ten-inch pianist
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostQ - What is Alistair Darling's solution to th economic crisis
A - The bigger the better
A: Armstrong's buttock.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA - a course of antibiotics
A. Shop till you drop.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostQ my Piano tuner is a blind Russian named Olav Shepitov, how is this pronounced in English ?
A 44DD, almost certainly
A - a course of antibiotics
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Q my Piano tuner is a blind Russian named Olav Shepitov, how is this pronounced in English ?
A 44DD, almost certainly
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Q- Hey TL, has that rash cleared up now?
A- Probably just chop it off to be certain.
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A - Oh yes, very much so. Thanks for asking!
Q - What's that I can feel in your tub of popcorn?
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Originally posted by Diver View PostA - The half eaten pot noodle
Q - If I run fast will I get wetter in the rain
Q: Describe an interrupted wink, both euphemistically and pictorially.
A: Usherettes torch
(I think the previous answer had to do with some boring business quarterly cycle, and your new question is dependent on the angle you run at).
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Originally posted by Diver View PostA - The half eaten pot noodle
Q - If I run fast will I get wetter in the rain
Diver is not playing by the rules.
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