Reply to: A&Q: Answer The Next Question, Then Pose The Previous One

[HairyArsedBloke]

Q. When do I get my shot of rum?

A. Tidal forces.

[TimberWolf]

A: Purple tomatos

Q: What kind of tomatoes have a distinctive hue created by antioxidant pigments that protect against diseases including cancer, heart problems and diabetes according to mad scientists?

A: When 8 bells toll

[EternalOptimist]

Q It has got to be the most inefficient way to remove a dodgy cork from a bottle of wine


A Purple tomatos

[Diver]

Q - What upset sock

A - Reamed out with a rusty corkscrew

[BrilloPad]

Q: What was tightly clenched as Eagle approached the lunar surface?

A: A ten-inch pianist

Q - when the man asked the hard of hearing genie for a 10" penis - what did he get?

A - dildo where the sun doesn't shine

[OwlHoot]

Q: What was tightly clenched as Eagle approached the lunar surface?

A: A ten-inch pianist

[Ruprect]

Q - What is Alistair Darling's solution to th economic crisis

A - The bigger the better

Q: What size project will be viewed by Mr Darling as the most appropriate to undertake to stimulate the economy, according to his Keynsian beliefs?

A: Armstrong's buttock.

[BrilloPad]

Q. What should I have after I have finished with Atw?

A. Shop till you drop.

Q - What is Alistair Darling's solution to th economic crisis

A - The bigger the better

[HairyArsedBloke]

A - a course of antibiotics

Q. What should I have after I have finished with Atw?

A. Shop till you drop.

[BrilloPad]

Q my Piano tuner is a blind Russian named Olav Shepitov, how is this pronounced in English ?


A 44DD, almost certainly

Q - what was Tempest Storm's chest measurement ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_Storm)

A - a course of antibiotics

[EternalOptimist]

Q my Piano tuner is a blind Russian named Olav Shepitov, how is this pronounced in English ?


A 44DD, almost certainly

[Pondlife]

Q- Hey TL, has that rash cleared up now?

A- Probably just chop it off to be certain.

[thunderlizard]

A - Oh yes, very much so. Thanks for asking!

Q - What's that I can feel in your tub of popcorn?

[TimberWolf]

A - The half eaten pot noodle

Q - If I run fast will I get wetter in the rain

Q: Describe an interrupted wink, both euphemistically and pictorially.
A: Usherettes torch

(I think the previous answer had to do with some boring business quarterly cycle, and your new question is dependent on the angle you run at).

[HairyArsedBloke]

A - The half eaten pot noodle

Q - If I run fast will I get wetter in the rain

REFFEREE!!!!

Diver is not playing by the rules.